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You Suck at Photoshop – Vanishing Point

November 4, 2019


DONNIE: My name is Donnie, and
you suck at Photoshop. But that’s OK, something
wonderful is about to happen to you. Let’s make an image. Let’s make a happy image. Let’s make an image that says
we’re finished with failed marriages and relationships,
false friends, career disintegrations. Six-week long hole-ups in a
house that, while legally leased to your ex-wife, should
by common law belong to you, but will ultimately likely
result in a County Sheriff SWAT team invasion. A happy image that says
it’s time to move on. Let’s open up Bridge and
find that image. SWAT LEADER: Donnie Hoyle. DONNIE: Here’s a great one. This is an image of a
train heading off to a special place. SWAT LEADER: Donnie Hoyle. DONNIE: Let’s make enough room
on this train for all of our friends to come with us
to this special place. We’re going to use a tool
called Vanishing Point. Go to Filter, Vanishing Point. SWAT LEADER: Donnie Hoyle, you
are currently in violation of State of Kentucky
penal codes– DONNIE: The initial tool is the
four corners perspective plane tool. SWAT LEADER: –484J and
499C, among others. DONNIE: We’ll follow
the natural line that the track has. SWAT LEADER: This is your last
chance to resolve this situation peacefully. DONNIE: And we’ll make it go
all the way up the front of the train and back down to
the end of the train. Then we can grab each corner and
make sure that they’re in the right place to accurately
portray the perspective angle of our train as it heads
off into the distance. And let’s pull this end off
into that distance. This is going to allow us to
create more train cars at the end of our train. FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie. DONNIE: Grab the Selection tool,
click and drag inside– FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie! DONNIE: Where the
train cars meet. FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie! Donnie! DONNIE: Option Command Click
to copy and drag, and it’ll follow right along that
perspective plane. Line it up to make an extra car,
and you can even make a second one if you want. SWAT LEADER: Please exit the
building with your hands in plain sight immediately. DONNIE: When we’re done,
we’ve extended our train into the distance. SWAT LEADER: Donnie, before
the negotiator– DONNIE: Now that we think about
it, maybe we don’t want to take everyone with
us on this ride. SWAT LEADER: AR15 can– DONNIE: Let’s, let’s just take
the train ourselves. SWAT LEADER: –sharpshooter. DONNIE: And Select All
and transform with the Transform tool. Now we want to grab the center
point and put it right into the distance where the train’s
going to head. And then we’ll Shift Option
Click as we make the train move down the track
towards the light. Towards a, a special place. SWAT LEADER: OK, boys, hit it! [POUNDING] DONNIE: Not an end. [POUNDING] DONNIE: A beginning. [CRASH] SWAT LEADER: Go go go go go! [INTERPOSING VOICES] MALE SPEAKER: Where’d he go?

100 Comments

  • Reply c4r50n1 October 16, 2011 at 7:12 am

    2001…

  • Reply c4r50n1 October 16, 2011 at 7:15 am

    He sounds like HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

  • Reply Apostolos Zabakas October 24, 2011 at 11:51 am

    Psycho!! lol
    Great tnx

  • Reply 559noob November 12, 2011 at 3:39 am

    SUBSCRIBED!!! LOL xD

  • Reply PlanetFrance November 16, 2011 at 6:19 pm

    where'd he go?
    as excellent as ever sir, love the idea, love the voice, love the train.

  • Reply William Hoffa November 22, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    good job

  • Reply Cyberpunk2k14 November 24, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    oh my GOD! So cooooooooooooooolll!

  • Reply Mᴇᴅɪᴄɪɴᴇ Mᴀɴ November 29, 2011 at 4:57 am

    fucking hilarious, just like the other episodes.

  • Reply SweetAngel8642 December 2, 2011 at 2:37 am

    @WigglesThePirate I think you were supposed to hear that. It was the funny part.

  • Reply Misana December 11, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    @Anihilist weird, ain't it?

  • Reply Anihilist December 11, 2011 at 6:11 pm

    @Misana No, not terribly I have had that voice since finals have started. I am ready to move on now, to new beginnings. Happy thoughts.

  • Reply Misana December 11, 2011 at 6:25 pm

    @Anihilist you just creeped me out. thanks man.

  • Reply Grimveldt December 12, 2011 at 5:27 am

    for the people that dont know, this is not real. click on the channel, its not just this.

  • Reply pat port December 13, 2011 at 3:19 pm

    Wow. Do I wish disappearing was that easy.

  • Reply GinoZump December 30, 2011 at 9:32 pm

    Oh My Fuck! No Grammatical Errors. That's not good.

  • Reply Zoejenkox December 30, 2011 at 11:10 pm

    What photoshop are you using? i have a different one that cant do that !! i want your photoshop.

  • Reply orcamum January 12, 2012 at 9:56 pm

    YOU ARE UN BE LIEVABLE!!!!!

  • Reply Flamemonger January 16, 2012 at 7:45 pm

    @WigglesThePirate Please Tell Me your joking
    Thats the Swat team or something telling him to get outside
    so he can get arrested

  • Reply ghazidolce January 18, 2012 at 12:59 am

    u'r full f bullshit man.. at least tell the viewers of ur video that the train picture is separate from the rail… photshop aint a magic tool t d that.. guys just watch the layers when u watch a photoshop tutorial…. and i thought u stutter;;;

  • Reply dermapteratenuis January 30, 2012 at 1:48 am

    HAH, this is Gold!

  • Reply Denny Shin January 30, 2012 at 2:46 am

    holy shit this was so usefull. wonder if his in jail next episode

  • Reply gH0sTr1dEr93 February 17, 2012 at 6:54 pm

    THIS Train is bulgarian.

  • Reply BlowtheBridge February 25, 2012 at 4:46 pm

    how many looked out the window?

  • Reply Phoenicion March 8, 2012 at 10:24 am

    @ghazidolce true the picture of the train is separate, check the layers!!!
    he should tell people who are watching this video and do not know a lot about Photoshop!!!

  • Reply Look March 10, 2012 at 9:20 am

    @BlowtheBridge Only you

  • Reply IAMSIMONHEARMEROAR March 19, 2012 at 8:18 am

    just watched the whole of season 1 and had a good laugh throughout. love the guy!

  • Reply Tom Capell April 1, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    It sounds like Jim Morrison has really nailed vanishing point

  • Reply Christian Gonzalez April 3, 2012 at 5:50 am

    your are working past the fact that this was actually a decent tutorial

  • Reply Michael Di Giorgio April 12, 2012 at 2:15 am

    soo helpful, that train has taken me to a better place, a happier place. A place with a lack of Nazi swat teams burst through your home.

  • Reply TheBlueJonas April 23, 2012 at 6:20 pm

    What program did you use to film you screen 😀 Plz. tell !! X)

  • Reply indietrack78 April 29, 2012 at 5:19 am

    That s-whistle penetrates deep into my soul

  • Reply Rahma Saleh May 3, 2012 at 11:19 am

    omg it sounds like the grudge is in the background, scared the shit out of mee

  • Reply AppleAssassin May 19, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Use Camtasia, it's the best

  • Reply Norman Schopenhauer June 3, 2012 at 3:17 pm

    What's your problem? I came here for a PS tutorial on Vanishing point not a philosophical speech with a surreal ending.
    Now I'm thinking about the true meaning of life

  • Reply ʎnƃ uʍop ǝpısdn June 8, 2012 at 10:51 pm

    …where'd he go?!

  • Reply ʎnƃ uʍop ǝpısdn June 9, 2012 at 3:52 am

    Lol um..No.

  • Reply ʎnƃ uʍop ǝpısdn June 9, 2012 at 3:57 am

    Do you know what this series is about? Watch the whole thing to understand.

  • Reply AppleAssassin June 9, 2012 at 10:02 am

    Yes it is lol

  • Reply ʎnƃ uʍop ǝpısdn June 9, 2012 at 4:11 pm

    Depends on what you're using it for. Games = Fraps. Other = Cam Studio.

  • Reply ʎnƃ uʍop ǝpısdn June 9, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    That's the fucking Swat team, dumbass.

  • Reply ʎnƃ uʍop ǝpısdn June 9, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    You Suck At English.

  • Reply AppleAssassin June 9, 2012 at 7:04 pm

    He's asking about recording the desktop. Not games lol

    Camtasia is a MUCH better recorder than Cam Studio, with higher quality and better compression. It also has a built in studio for editing.

  • Reply ʎnƃ uʍop ǝpısdn June 9, 2012 at 8:59 pm

    That's all good for you, but I've tried all of them and I just prefer Fraps/Cam Studio. And how do you know what he wants to record?

  • Reply AppleAssassin June 9, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    Because he's asking what he used to film his screen….This isn't a game video, it's a photoshop tutorial

  • Reply ʎnƃ uʍop ǝpısdn June 9, 2012 at 9:01 pm

    Just because he asked what he used to record doesn't mean he's going to use it for the same reason.

  • Reply AppleAssassin June 9, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    If he was asking what to use to record games he would have asked that

  • Reply ʎnƃ uʍop ǝpısdn June 9, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    But Donnie doesn't record games, so why would he ask that?

  • Reply AppleAssassin June 9, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    Exactly 🙂 So why would you even suggest fraps?

  • Reply ʎnƃ uʍop ǝpısdn June 10, 2012 at 12:53 am

    I said Donnie didn't, I said nothing about TheBlueJonas.

  • Reply Tim Abela June 20, 2012 at 12:07 am

    You have THE most annoying voice in the world. It's quite a creepy/pedo tone.

  • Reply Chiptune Brony July 9, 2012 at 1:53 am

    SWEET! That tool is amazing!

  • Reply Jacques Bombardier July 14, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    I thought you disappeared at the end. The SWAT team rushed in and said, "Where IS he?"

  • Reply Bimmm July 22, 2012 at 11:36 am

    Something's wrong here, he got the title right. I am worried.

  • Reply Daniel Evans July 26, 2012 at 7:38 am

    HE SOUNDS LIKE SOME ONE FROM APPLE (DISTURBED FACE)

  • Reply jhakhohbhy July 27, 2012 at 8:26 am

    please help on the last tutorial where in he moves the train down the track, please

  • Reply Shadowwolf975 August 1, 2012 at 10:42 am

    he sounds like ryan reynolds to me lol.

  • Reply Jermaine Rodney August 4, 2012 at 8:38 pm

    Fucking hilarious

  • Reply ManMoon August 13, 2012 at 8:20 am

    Wow, it's like if Bob Ross lived in the digital age and was insane.

  • Reply Mk M August 20, 2012 at 8:21 pm

    Haha perfect!!

  • Reply MonsterMilika August 25, 2012 at 5:26 pm

    Dammit police, can't you see he's photoshoping here…

  • Reply Ismail Saleh September 10, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    lol the police is after him and he is like-so calm xD

  • Reply Blaze Burn Crash September 23, 2012 at 8:03 am

    "Where'd he go?" He was riding the train, idiots.

  • Reply julianamercy September 30, 2012 at 7:08 pm

    LMFAO!

  • Reply kamira October 12, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    I like this!

  • Reply SogMosee October 17, 2012 at 2:12 am

    That was a great way to end the season! bravo kemosabe!

  • Reply Dallas Nyberg November 26, 2012 at 7:27 am

    Great tutorial… and funny as well — Thanks

  • Reply MonsterMilika December 6, 2012 at 4:41 am

    Cocaine!

  • Reply Tethmes January 14, 2013 at 2:42 am

    he wanted to show us a happy little train 🙂

  • Reply Truth Finder January 15, 2013 at 3:55 pm

    Hilarious. My favorite video ever.

  • Reply Photoshop Automation February 22, 2013 at 8:02 pm

    Hey DUDE !! you are SO special
    I like you way loooooooooooll
    GREAT !!!!
    THANK YOU

  • Reply Trevor K March 25, 2013 at 9:16 am

    There is something special about this tutorial. A sparkle or twinkle if you will, something special for every male that has to deal with the stress of life. So true bro, so true…

  • Reply Jonny Stinkfingers April 27, 2013 at 9:01 am

    Look at all you guys… It sounds like you never watched this whole series back in the day. Makes me sad.

  • Reply Al Mo April 30, 2013 at 11:36 pm

    Great tutorial, where'd you get that image?

  • Reply Teresa Fawkes May 11, 2013 at 9:31 pm

    <3

  • Reply Pip Joy May 31, 2013 at 8:41 pm

    hilarious … like being in a dark movie whilst learning

  • Reply 69adrummer July 17, 2013 at 2:04 pm

    Is this the only one where there were NO typos in the opening?!

  • Reply Fla Mann August 23, 2013 at 12:29 pm

    Athene v2 in the end

  • Reply Erica Cruz October 15, 2013 at 1:22 pm

    i remember watching this back in the day. Definitely a Youtube classic!

  • Reply Kay November 8, 2013 at 11:54 am

    Tutorials: You're doing it right.

  • Reply calpitoc December 6, 2013 at 7:44 pm

    I love the audio. 

  • Reply MonsterGaming January 18, 2014 at 7:37 pm

    Trippy dude

  • Reply LANd00d January 30, 2014 at 9:30 pm

    where'd he…?

  • Reply peyton Fagan February 8, 2014 at 8:15 pm

    stuped

  • Reply KetoMusic July 22, 2014 at 2:27 am

    Oh my fucking god!

  • Reply Eltanin August 10, 2014 at 3:13 am

    Best tutorial ever!

  • Reply ham shank August 13, 2014 at 3:19 am

    My god, it's full of stars!

  • Reply Smattless September 19, 2014 at 11:35 am

    This series is brilliance. I'll be sure to watch all of them 😀

  • Reply 99redcentaurs December 31, 2014 at 11:08 pm

    Not an end. a beginning.   🙂

  • Reply Rogue Bystander January 6, 2015 at 10:26 pm

    I Found you! God this is hillarious xD My life is complete now! 😀

  • Reply huaLANHUAhua February 11, 2015 at 7:55 am

    This was great. This was the best xD. Just his calm and quiet voice….

  • Reply Nana Wilson June 12, 2015 at 10:29 pm

    This was my favourite episode.  I've got such wonderful memories of when I was learning to use Photoshop all those years ago when you first uploaded. I really learned a lot from these and LOVED following the story. Brilliant stuff. Thank you, thank you, thank you.  Marry me!

  • Reply Janey Thompson May 5, 2016 at 2:22 am

    I laughed so hard.. pretty good dude..

  • Reply Mac MashPotato July 11, 2016 at 3:03 am

    Where'd he go?

  • Reply furyberserk August 3, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    That feeling where you just happen to sound like a serial killer, though you aren't one, but rather just an insecure husband constantly getting the short end of the stick.

  • Reply Allison Harvard November 29, 2016 at 8:05 am

    i thought he used a background image only, but there was a compounded layer of a train.

  • Reply BOOTLEG SANESSS July 31, 2018 at 2:47 pm

    Donni has 3+ stars vand a horrible life (lore)

  • Reply Thchification December 14, 2018 at 5:35 pm

    WELL that a truth, we beginners suck at photosop

  • Reply XirallicBolts March 7, 2019 at 1:58 am

    Playlist is out of order. Literally unwatchable.

  • Reply B Miller April 5, 2019 at 11:54 pm

    Swat leader sounds suspiciously like his Boss! 🙂

  • Reply Ilm o Fun April 8, 2019 at 8:28 am

    Epic just Epic.

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