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You Suck at Photoshop – Patch Tools and Levels

November 22, 2019


My name’s Donnie, and you
suck at Photoshop. But whose fault is that? Yours. So I was able to brea– get back into my landominium. And it’s time to return to
some serious Photoshop. We need a challenge. A lot of people have probably
sent you photos that needed to be fixed, or they wanted
something done to the photo. They wanted to put Nicole
Richie’s head on a corn dog. Or they wanted to put boobs on
their brother, or they wanted to put boobs on their Nicole
Richie corn dog. But I’m talking about
a serious challenge. And I’ve been sent one. Lets go take a look. This viewer writes Donnie,
my marriage broke up like yours, right? And I need to be hip deep in
college boy beef loaf ASAP. Can you help me hot up my
Facebook pic please? Sandy. So, let’s, let’s take a look. I downloaded this photo. Let’s open it up. And what Sandy wants is she
just– we need to figure out how attractive we can make
Sandy, honestly. And Sandy, I think, wants to be
a MILF, a Mom I’d Like to Facebook, and we want to make
her the kind of MILF that somebody would really, really
want to Facebook. So, let’s– I mean, we got a lot to
work with here, to be honest with you. And I think the first thing you
probably grab for, I know, is that the Spot Healing Brush
tool, and I’m not to say anything about that because
you know how bad you are. That’s the whole reason why
you’re watching this. And the Spot Healing Brush tool
isn’t the worst choice. But once you start getting
into– did you see what happened there? Once you start getting into
these wrinkles, I mean, this face is road-hard and
put up what– covered in asphalt and– and little pieces of burlap. I mean, this thing is
in rough shape. So, we can’t get away with the
Spot Healing Brush tool. So we’re going to do something
a little bit different. I’m going to use
the Patch tool. I really don’t even think I
should be showing this to you. Um. It’s much too complicated
for you. In fact, I don’t even think
you should watch this. So just turn away for a second
while I do this. But basically, we’re gonna take
the Patch tool, we’re gonna find the area that
we want to fix. And we’ll make sure the patch
is set to source. We’re going to drag to another
part of the image that we can sample from a smoother
piece of skin. And we’ve got a nice clean
up of the divots there. And if we need to, we can even
go up to Edit, Fade, Patch Selection and Fade that a little
bit to make it look more natural. But, you know, I mean, looking
at this, it’s just– I’m awesome at Photoshop,
but– this, I mean, I don’t even know
really honestly where to start to make this work. So I think we’re going to try
a different technique. I’d like you to come out here,
and what we’re going to try to do is just change the lighting
a little bit to enhance or dehance the features. So we’ll go to Image, Adjust
Levels, and this is a tool that you’ve never used
before, and, again, probably never will. But enjoy this while I do it. We have control over the
shadows, the mid tones, and the highlights of the image. And basically, we’ll start with
the mid tones and just see if we can begin to,
you know, start to bring some of the– [SIGH], yeah, that’s not really,
really doing much. I mean, you know, you look, you
look at those eyes and– and you start to, you start to
see something, don’t you? Huh. I don’t know, It’s just
a loneliness. Just a horrible, horrible
loneliness, like nobody’s going to want you. Nobody will ever be able to deal
with your issues, that kind of loneliness that nobody
will ever understand the thing that happens to you
after you’ve eaten Thai food, you know. That you have to be able to help
somebody understand that or why you’re scared
of turtles. And nobody’s ever going to
see the you inside you. You know what, Sandy? I don’t– I don’t want anybody to see the
you inside you, because they won’t appreciate it. And also, I’m never going to
be able to fix these teeth. So let’s come back out to our
levels again, and let’s bring it up to the point where– that’s pretty good. I think this is Sandy’s
best chance.

100 Comments

  • Reply InsideBurningIce July 21, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    He Spelled it right!

  • Reply Yadvinder G July 24, 2010 at 1:59 am

    MILF—Mom i love to facebook

  • Reply LAMSCHICK0104 August 7, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    Milf- Mother I'd Like To Facebook, LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply Linnea August 9, 2010 at 7:01 pm

    lol wow screenshots?

  • Reply Yellow King August 20, 2010 at 9:00 pm

    You can't Photoshop loneliness away.

  • Reply tomnorton1 August 27, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    Let's see if we can dehance these features.

  • Reply Wermhats Wormhat September 1, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    I think he jumped the shark in this episode. Ha!

  • Reply D Diamond September 4, 2010 at 11:58 pm

    HOLY SHIT ITS MILEY CYRUS

  • Reply Chia Chung Si September 11, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    I think this is Sandy's best chance. That got me on the floor.

  • Reply Nooke4000 September 13, 2010 at 12:09 am

    LMFAO

  • Reply Highlander September 13, 2010 at 11:12 am

    Lol 5:02 So Epic "That Looks good" xD

  • Reply k8g8s8 September 13, 2010 at 7:16 pm

    u suck u suck

    ok u are bad to people
    how do u think she feels

    i hate u
    i am 19 so i do not have problems like she does but u are mean DX

  • Reply Eightleggedmoth September 16, 2010 at 3:52 am

    @GarlandFraser Your awesome. I second that!

  • Reply k8g8s8 September 21, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    @GarlandFraser i am not

  • Reply Misu Harcourt-Bell September 25, 2010 at 6:12 am

    LOL…."i never gonna be able to fix these teeth"

  • Reply dave seymour October 17, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    ending is ace

  • Reply This and That October 19, 2010 at 1:31 am

    Now I have soda up my nose, thanks.

  • Reply ibanezrg470 October 21, 2010 at 8:54 pm

    im awesome at fotoshop but i dont know where to start with this lmao

  • Reply Macaroni and Cliches October 29, 2010 at 4:05 am

    Mmm… Nichole Richie boob-dog… *gurgle*

  • Reply Leonardo Silva November 5, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    MILF, that was great, one of the best tutorials ever, even i sucking at the photoshop, and you make me fell down, you are good on that too

  • Reply BubbyNguyen November 6, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    Sandy acually is on facebook Rofl you can search her up

  • Reply Jiayun Lim November 7, 2010 at 11:21 pm

    i'm a little disappointed with this episode but its still hella funny

  • Reply MsEva45 November 8, 2010 at 4:01 am

    I have not learned so much and laughed so loud in a long time. Thanks

  • Reply jubis ako November 9, 2010 at 1:32 am

    still funny !! were's ur wife?

  • Reply Juan barajas November 16, 2010 at 5:57 am

    nobodys gonna understand, why you're afraid of turtles…

  • Reply Oof November 18, 2010 at 8:52 pm

    @Garrett16B hes acting 😛 his "wife" was acting in the last episodes aswell.. i think.

  • Reply ArimaSenne1 November 20, 2010 at 2:06 am

    Lol.

  • Reply Noah November 23, 2010 at 9:42 pm

    covered in asphalt lmfaoo
    you are too funny

  • Reply Brian Faps December 12, 2010 at 10:08 am

    Can't believe nobody noticed that the picture he's photoshopping to look better was previously photoshopped to look like this hideous thing.
    lal

  • Reply MichiganSithLord22 December 26, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    LOL man I love this!!!
    keep photoshopping it out man

  • Reply pivotkidsidewinder January 7, 2011 at 9:54 pm

    451 brothers had boobs photoshopped onto them.

  • Reply V Hammond January 18, 2011 at 11:05 am

    BWAHAHAHA! "Hip deep in college boy beef loaf." Sandy is a special lady. I added her on Facebook too. I love that fourth wall of entertainment.

  • Reply Nightghost70 February 6, 2011 at 10:39 pm

    seriously, i wish more tutorials on other computer programs should be like this XP lots more entertaining to watch.

  • Reply Lazy Wyvern February 14, 2011 at 7:42 pm

    @phazedninja i heard it. LMAO

  • Reply Kurtiscg2 February 24, 2011 at 4:32 am

    you funny fucker lol, plus nice wow screenshots i saw their

  • Reply The Taz March 1, 2011 at 5:14 am

    wow 5 minutes of my life I'll never get back

  • Reply Corrupted Coma March 2, 2011 at 12:41 am

    @thetaz001 write a book

  • Reply eringvd1115 March 7, 2011 at 3:29 am

    That was so mean. lol

  • Reply Suupaman1 March 22, 2011 at 6:24 pm

    MILF……..Mom I'd Like to Facebook…

    you're doing it wrong XD

  • Reply La Taco Muerte March 29, 2011 at 5:38 am

    ahahah. best one yet.

  • Reply The Inked Angel April 1, 2011 at 4:58 am

    like a train wreck… i couldnt stop watching lol

  • Reply bobby d April 8, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    BURN!!!

  • Reply RoboSlickProductions April 9, 2011 at 8:07 pm

    BT videos lol

  • Reply Jo of the Cobre April 21, 2011 at 6:05 am

    i'm afraid of turtles :/

  • Reply R.A. Barry May 26, 2011 at 8:11 pm

    Ok, seriously…is this really Dane Cook or not? It doesn't sound like him to me, but people keep saying that it is.

  • Reply Johny Vester May 27, 2011 at 5:08 pm

    I THINK THIS IS SANDY'S BEST CHANCE *shadow appears*

  • Reply R.A. Barry June 11, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    @stephie148628 Hahaha! I really didn't want it to be Dane Cook because I didn't believe that he could be this clever. I looked it up and it turns out it is Troy Hitch. I think Dane Cook makes an appearance as a joke.

  • Reply RoseLawliet13 July 8, 2011 at 10:34 pm

    "I Think This Is Sandy's Best Chance" Bahaha!!!

  • Reply Alex July 29, 2011 at 6:55 am

    I don't even own photoshop…. but I've watched every photoshop video.

  • Reply SkinnySlimJim July 30, 2011 at 8:48 am

    i love how every title card in each video has some mistake haha

  • Reply Łukasz Kwaśniak August 6, 2011 at 2:36 pm

    i saw screens of World of Warcraft-> 5/5

  • Reply Wolf Anna August 16, 2011 at 4:00 am

    hahahaha oh man u are realy funny!

  • Reply Sean O Flaherty August 24, 2011 at 4:16 am

    His background is a picture of The Fonz jumping the shark.

  • Reply Hamad Artie August 30, 2011 at 5:40 am

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Reply Nigel Howe September 3, 2011 at 2:49 am

    arrr much better. Can we share the moment when you sent her the improvement? LOL

  • Reply mvpballer23 September 17, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    Was that dominion?

  • Reply SeigerBlue September 23, 2011 at 7:16 am

    This shit made me laugh so hard that I have tears in my eyes.

  • Reply john khoury October 18, 2011 at 8:53 am

    Ill still tap that.

  • Reply pat hax October 30, 2011 at 4:10 pm

    This guy is napolian dynomite

  • Reply Z Stone December 9, 2011 at 4:49 am

    This is the funniest narrative on YouTube! Sandy kind of reminds me of Amy Sedaris a little bit.

  • Reply Victoria Kemp December 30, 2011 at 3:48 am

    I DO suck at photoshop…thanks for pointing that out.

  • Reply Victoria Kemp December 30, 2011 at 3:52 am

    Just run Portrait Professional and send her on her way.

  • Reply orcamum January 12, 2012 at 9:45 pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
    I fell off the chair with laughter in the end when you drew the levels to complete darkness!

  • Reply Emperor Atlantis March 22, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    3:59 – You start to see something don't you?
    *cough* *forever alone* *cough*

  • Reply Jake April 8, 2012 at 10:24 am

    Ahahaha! I was pissing my self!

  • Reply Nikki Kate April 9, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    sorry but i nearly fell asleep watching this -.-

  • Reply starsky1012 April 20, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    DAT MOUTH. MMM

  • Reply priceoffame April 28, 2012 at 5:34 am

    Been rode hard and put up w- covered in asphalt and strips of burlap.

  • Reply Mike Tallon May 3, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    this guy has the funniest vocabulary LOLOLOLOL

  • Reply Abdullah Refai May 5, 2012 at 8:51 am

    A MILF:
    A Mom I'd Like to FFFFFacebook!

    I died from laughter!

  • Reply Tim Heckerd June 23, 2012 at 11:37 am

    What I find the funniest is how casual he is with every comment he makes. This is gold haha

  • Reply Grotimnos July 18, 2012 at 1:08 am

    O.O this is what they do to super models

  • Reply yF_Namikaze July 23, 2012 at 7:04 pm

    worst vid on yt :/

  • Reply Purp Rhymez July 24, 2012 at 4:36 am

    Yo suck at photoshop ?

  • Reply FishnChipsnPie July 26, 2012 at 2:47 am

    Like'd just because of the MILF thing lmao.

  • Reply Meg July 29, 2012 at 6:19 am

    Soooo mean but I laughed. I really really laughed.

  • Reply Joey Gonsalves August 25, 2012 at 3:16 am

    O M G & L O L !

  • Reply Cosmic Noodles August 30, 2012 at 8:03 am

    landominium heheh

  • Reply mkn October 2, 2012 at 8:24 pm

    4:16 = Prepare Your Anus

  • Reply Mark Francisco October 13, 2012 at 5:08 pm

    LMAO!

  • Reply honeydewthesecond October 19, 2012 at 2:04 am

    What if sandy wacthes this :O

  • Reply lourdes jones November 27, 2012 at 11:30 pm

    this is fuuny,so funny i cant stop watching

  • Reply ThePazilya December 3, 2012 at 10:03 pm

    A real challenge.

  • Reply gonzod00d March 7, 2013 at 12:14 pm

    I agree !

  • Reply OZSA87 April 17, 2013 at 11:17 pm

    I don't know when was the last time I laughed for 3minutes straight, not being able to breath, damn this was madness, saw your first video and I can't stop watching them 😀 You are sick, I'm glad I found this :))) Will probably even start learning photoshop from now on 😀

  • Reply mcmire April 18, 2013 at 12:47 am

    oh, MILF stands for Mom I'd Like to Facebook, now i know!!!

  • Reply Oliver Crew April 21, 2013 at 7:09 pm

    no hahahah

  • Reply Dwight Turner June 12, 2013 at 8:03 pm

    I am a serious YouTuber, but I don't have my own channel with videos. I have PhotoShop and pull my hair Being retired, I spend 32 hours a day surfing YouTube. This afternoon I happened upon this video, and just wanted to say that from my point of view, you are in the top 10 (not %) of video makers with a natural humor that I enjoy and that follows my philosophy, which is "Don't take life too seriously."

  • Reply Alexander Engström September 12, 2013 at 9:24 pm

    You'll never be able to fix those teeths.

  • Reply drinkyourtea November 19, 2013 at 12:47 pm

    mom I'd like to facebook? LOL good one donnie

  • Reply drinkyourtea November 19, 2013 at 12:48 pm

    teefs* fixed

  • Reply Michael Summers December 3, 2013 at 4:04 pm

    this video outright sucks

  • Reply Radi0he4d1 February 20, 2014 at 9:54 pm

    the teeth still can be seen in low gamma

  • Reply Tish Smiddy August 8, 2014 at 5:58 pm

    Wow
    Thanks

  • Reply Dtown May 4, 2015 at 6:11 am

    These videos are fuckin beast.

  • Reply GrandmasterBBC May 5, 2015 at 7:48 am

    All technology has it's limitations.

  • Reply Владислав Якимов October 2, 2016 at 2:28 pm

    Hi, I would like to do a remake of your show "You Suck at Photoshop" for the Russian audience. Please answer me by email: ( [email protected] ) for what we have discussed the issue of copyright and monetization.

  • Reply Axwai Music February 1, 2017 at 8:17 am

    Wonder what ever happened to Sandy…

  • Reply BEATS BYMANOLO September 2, 2018 at 10:38 pm

    Sounds like david cross

  • Reply Alex Schwartz December 5, 2018 at 10:06 pm

    So funny i was huge fan of this series back in the day and i now i have a video with more views than any of the episodes. This was 10 YEARS AGO

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