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PARENTS SUCK!

August 11, 2019


-(parent) Now, now, don’t forget to eat all your vegetables. -(Ian) Shut up! -That’s it, Mom! I’m moving out! -Me too! Love you, Mom. -The greatest thing ever just happened to me You see Take that, Mom, you can’t tell me how to be I’m livin’ on my own and I’ve got no rules Yeah, I rule my own house and I’ll tell you what I’ll do -(all) Ha! -First I’ll grab some milk; drink it straight from the jug Then grab a sandwich; eat it butt naked on the rug All these whack fruit snacks with only five in a pack -Only eat one -F–k that! I’ll snack till I yack [vomits] No more parents No more rules -Yeah, nice try, Mom, but I ain’t no fool -No more bath time No more hugs -And if I feel like it I will crap on the rug -No more Mommy No more Dad -Livin’ on my own; most fun I’ve ever had I’m eatin’ cookies for breakfast ‘Cause I don’t give a f–k I shoot your squirties in the air and scream -(all) Parents suck! -My parents ain’t around to tell me what I can’t say So I yell F–k, s–t, and darn every day -My parents ain’t around to tell me what to do So I leave the door open while I take a big poo -My parents ain’t around to make me mow the lawn Instead I’ll watch dirty vids with the volume on -My parents ain’t around to say I can’t watch certain flicks They won’t let me watch Bambi [gasps] What a bunch of dicks -No more parents No more rules -Yeah, nice try, Mom, but I ain’t no fool -No more bath time No more hugs -And if we feel like it we will crap on the rug -No more Mommy No more Dad -Finally I can wear my skanky top that I had I’m eatin’ shards of glass ‘Cause I don’t give a f–k I shoot your squirties in the air and scream -(all) Parents suck! -No one to make me clean my room each day of the week -No one to read me bedtime stories and kiss me on my cheek -No one to zip my jacket when it’s cold outside -No one to tell me to take my insulin when I’m about to die -No one to do my laundry when it stinks up the house -No one to cuddle at night when I’m scared of a mouse -No one to tell me not to take candy from strangers -No one to tell me not to show my peepee to strangers -Hey, Mom. -Hi, son. -Do you think I could move back in? -F–k, no! [dial tone] -(Ian) No, not my wiener! [groaning] To see behind-the-scenes footage and bloopers, click the link in the description below! [makes weird noises] Then get the song on iTunes, and if your parents aren’t around, you can get the uncensored version. Click the subscribe button if you eat cookies for breakfast ‘Cause you don’t give a f–k [Captioned by SpongeSebastian]

100 Comments

  • Reply YO! WHATSUP May 25, 2019 at 7:56 am

    Could've swore it was "shit on the rug"

  • Reply A Person in the Noahsnoah Army May 25, 2019 at 10:14 am

    Oh no no

  • Reply mey kim May 25, 2019 at 11:27 am

    They made YOU
    Yes YOU

  • Reply Thijs de Boer May 26, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    Jezus they were closer to 20 then and they are in their 30’s now

  • Reply JACOB JOHNSON May 28, 2019 at 3:17 am

    Still here 2019

  • Reply Nikki Mindanao May 28, 2019 at 3:25 am

    Who else is on a nostalgia trip🥰

  • Reply Angelica May 29, 2019 at 2:11 pm

    shit i remember listening to this after arguing with my parents when i was 12

  • Reply Lhingz 007 May 30, 2019 at 9:25 am

    this is
    "Diary of the Wimpy Kid 5"

  • Reply JAA CCK May 30, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    smosh was best when Anthony was around . now shitty people changed abd smosh turned into something as shitty

  • Reply Edward Opris May 31, 2019 at 1:33 am

    2019 Anyone?????

  • Reply jimbo john June 2, 2019 at 6:06 am

    Isn't that normal at 0:27

  • Reply marwah azzawi June 2, 2019 at 7:32 am

    Wish I was old enough to move out

  • Reply Anything but Fortnite June 2, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    Watched this first when I was 5 now rewatching

  • Reply Daniel Haussman June 6, 2019 at 6:29 am

    This is was the shit when i was 12 im 20 now 😂

  • Reply Psychologic June 6, 2019 at 9:21 am

    Smosh in their was prime was just amazing man.

  • Reply marianna mist June 6, 2019 at 6:19 pm

    Smosh in its best

  • Reply TBG_Waste D June 7, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    Who’s a og fan

  • Reply ErronBlackMain June 7, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    Throwback to this banger

  • Reply Lil Bil June 10, 2019 at 4:08 am

    7 years. Just let that sink in.

  • Reply Ill Cobra llI June 10, 2019 at 7:37 pm

    Who else remembers when this was out 7 hours ago, and not 7 years ago?

  • Reply jasmine walters June 13, 2019 at 3:33 am

    the best smosh song you cant change my mind

  • Reply Plegian Scum June 13, 2019 at 5:44 am

    I have this song stuck in my head every time I eat fruit snacks

  • Reply KillerWolf792 June 13, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    2010,2012,2013

  • Reply Ozzy Boss June 14, 2019 at 9:37 pm

    That was amazing

  • Reply lorex R780 June 18, 2019 at 1:19 am

    I love my parents why

  • Reply Nic W June 18, 2019 at 3:00 am

    Honeslty this brings back so many memories. I remember wanting to buy this song on my iPod touch 4th gen back in 2012 because I thought it was sooo savage haha and cool. This is literally the funniest smosh content ever. I can’t believe it’s 7 years old.

  • Reply Zombie Troopa June 18, 2019 at 4:51 am

    Apparently, In the video, Ian and Anthony’s father is Sean Connery. 😂

  • Reply Christian Roseo June 19, 2019 at 12:51 am

    Really crap on the rug

  • Reply Brenda Mentzer June 19, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    WTF

  • Reply matijaks music June 21, 2019 at 11:06 am

    2019?

  • Reply Txras June 21, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    Hey nostalgia

  • Reply Doggie gacha June 22, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    Random question who likes Broccoli?

  • Reply Magma Productions June 22, 2019 at 7:33 pm

    Anybody wanna guess what my parents did when they caught me listening to this?

  • Reply Carrie Games June 23, 2019 at 12:09 am

    This might be the best rap vid they made

  • Reply Sunako Nakahara June 23, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    this is the reason why my cousin doesn't want to go to school back then but heyyy this vid is great

  • Reply Kent Lagman June 25, 2019 at 8:25 am

    Best smosh vid ever

  • Reply Sub to Sewwz June 25, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    (____/)

    ( ͡ ⚫͜ ʖ͡⚫

    👉 👉

  • Reply OLe Jack Green The weird green guy June 27, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    Y'know … This isn't that bad and I'll happily take it with a hoe on my side and grow up as a Gangster and a Pimp

  • Reply Couch Potato June 29, 2019 at 3:40 am

    2019

  • Reply I N S A N E MøTHER FU Ç K É R July 1, 2019 at 3:47 am

    Nice video 👌

  • Reply Fix My Twix July 1, 2019 at 5:12 am

    Oh so how pade your school money

  • Reply Hriday Mehta July 1, 2019 at 5:22 am

    2019 BC, anyone ?

  • Reply DeeLovesVideo July 1, 2019 at 11:25 pm

    I love my mom but I still don't give a darn and (truck bleeps)

  • Reply SilenceLOL July 3, 2019 at 8:56 am

    Kind of ironic that this is on my moms birthday

  • Reply Connor57 July 4, 2019 at 2:49 am

    Wow 7 years

  • Reply XYcat July 4, 2019 at 3:33 am

    1:08

  • Reply o fam July 4, 2019 at 7:32 am

    Who puts milk in freezer it become milk ice

  • Reply Fawaz xman gaming 720 July 4, 2019 at 9:04 am

    Yes

  • Reply [HY] Rainstormzs July 4, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    Banger.

  • Reply jamal evans July 4, 2019 at 11:06 pm

    like i said, i want the old smosh back

  • Reply Ben Liu July 5, 2019 at 10:03 am

    兩人組時期最棒

  • Reply Cardenas Cruz July 6, 2019 at 1:19 am

    This kinda broke my heart

  • Reply zachary grimm July 7, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    This is people when they leave their parents house

  • Reply Kate Collins July 8, 2019 at 8:58 pm

    Not ture

  • Reply BrickGodz July 9, 2019 at 5:01 am

    5 year olds when they're at the store and don't know where thier parents went

  • Reply BrickGodz July 9, 2019 at 5:04 am

    "no one to tell me when to take my insulin when I'm 'bout to die!"
    Me: realizes I'm drinking a 3 liter mountain dew
    [Chuckles] I'm I'm danger

  • Reply octoling136 the sniper July 9, 2019 at 5:34 am

    1:00 1:08

  • Reply Fire Angel Productions July 9, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    1:42 did you really get a picture of Sean Connery for the dad picture

  • Reply Laila July 9, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    But I love my mom and dad

  • Reply sid tallamraju July 9, 2019 at 11:01 pm

    I watch this video whenever I’m mad at my parents

  • Reply Vanessa Barker July 10, 2019 at 1:16 am

    I used to relate to this song so much, its embarrassing.

  • Reply Jianhoa Fatema productions need subs July 10, 2019 at 3:02 am

    Who,s in a old smosh marathon

  • Reply Isabel Bustamante July 10, 2019 at 3:18 am

    Cool

  • Reply Just Pandaz July 10, 2019 at 7:30 am

    This video came out when my parents went a vacation

    huh

  • Reply Taetae is baebae July 12, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    Love the old YouTube

  • Reply Declan Werner July 12, 2019 at 4:22 pm

    At 1:43 Their dad is Burt Reynolds

  • Reply equliux July 12, 2019 at 10:09 pm

    surprisingly good quality for 2012

  • Reply McGrady Moss July 13, 2019 at 6:51 am

    Ever since Anthony left, it hasn’t been the same….

  • Reply Jennifer Wells July 14, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    Seriously!? 😅 is this classified as music? Just wait till you're all parents yourself lol

  • Reply Mr. A July 17, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    Every white kid ever

  • Reply AfootballA HD July 17, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    Like if this was yor favorite smosh song ever

  • Reply Reap Bot July 18, 2019 at 8:44 am

    My 7 or 8 year old minded love old smosh

  • Reply Zavian Lucero July 18, 2019 at 11:28 pm

    This is so funny

  • Reply Tyler Weather July 19, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    1:00

  • Reply zakon glupani July 20, 2019 at 6:04 am

    Cool

  • Reply mayolin21 July 20, 2019 at 8:30 pm

    I like the song but i like my parents

  • Reply Jadolive-XxxHunterSniperCrazyBoyXxx Adolf Army boy July 21, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    Please 5 like 🙁

  • Reply Sir Magnifico July 21, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    1:43 lmao Sean Connery

  • Reply Anthony Ketley July 21, 2019 at 10:18 pm

    20019 anyone

  • Reply Cookie_Playz:3 July 24, 2019 at 8:07 am

    Lol who else is looking for their parents in the comment section🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • Reply Zinah Liyon July 24, 2019 at 10:14 am

    I love you too

  • Reply Andre Franklin July 25, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    There needs to be a "No more government"

  • Reply Far Out MEMEZ July 26, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    All Ian’s lyrics are about poo

  • Reply Greenie 2879 July 27, 2019 at 11:11 am

    Omg that was awsome

  • Reply Roni Santos July 28, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽🤝

  • Reply Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu July 29, 2019 at 11:39 pm

    me vs hajime tbh

  • Reply youngbluh July 30, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    still slaps in 2019

  • Reply Wolf boy July 31, 2019 at 5:42 am

    Lol I was listening to this song 1 day before my mom kicked me out

  • Reply Louisa Driscoll August 1, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    WHAT THE F*!!!

  • Reply Some dude on the internet August 2, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    This is Nathan’s Dad using his account. Smash can you take this disrespectful video down? Thank you

  • Reply Bolt Marksman August 3, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    If Sean Connery was my dad I would never leave my parents.

  • Reply Guava Wolf August 4, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    We should make smosh number 1 on YouTube again

  • Reply NNLDragon August 6, 2019 at 2:38 am

    Anthony and Ian 10 years later ~come parents~

  • Reply Jonce August 6, 2019 at 10:08 am

    My replay button got broken

  • Reply emo.to.the.core August 7, 2019 at 2:27 am

    august 2019 and this song still SLAPS

  • Reply AA B August 8, 2019 at 9:22 am

    10 likes and I'll play this on the living room speakers

  • Reply NNLDragon August 8, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    I eat Cookie Crisps

  • Reply ShinobiDub 69 August 8, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    My parents are the best parents I have

  • Reply Chibi Trash August 9, 2019 at 11:11 am

    SHITTTT,I ADDICTED TO THIS SONG

  • Reply Cool mlg channel August 10, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    I remember this song and I gassed it up more than it was

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