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How to be with your waifu through Photoshop

November 8, 2019


Uh.. hi. My name is Schmavies and do you remember the time when you tried to
feed you waifu through you computer monitor? Or when you tried to cuddle with a body pillow with your waifu on it? I did! It was pretty great! But I felt pretty lonely though, so we’re going to take it up a notch… …and I’m going to show you how to be with your WAIFU through the magic of Photoshop! Uh… O.K. this is my desktop. And uh… We’re obviously going to use Photoshop. …Uh, people also said that you can use a P…PEN TABLET…? I never really used one so I think a mouse is fine as well. Uh, to start off, we need a waifu. Uh… So… Uh… I can’t really think of one… OH! We could do Honoka! She’s my favorite waifu! Alright! So lets search her up! Uh… Ho… Hono… no no… not the wallpaper… uh… UHH… LOVE… LIVE… HONOKA Oh O.k.. Oh… There’s a lot of… pictures. Oh… What should I… oh… WHOA. Uh. Yeah. I finally got a picture of Honoka, and its right around here… Oh… Oh man… Look at those curves… Guys… …We have to move on before things get a little bit inappropriate around here… So I have a picture of this guy open in Photoshop… and I put him into this pose… …and he resisted a lot. And he WAS a pretty funny guy… …So I’m gonna put Honoka on this… …Oh man. She’s pretty small. Guess I have to make her a little bit bigger… Yeah! That’s perfect! So what we’re gonna have to do is erase the edges off… Apparently this is gonna take a very long time… Yeah. So… Uh. I guess I’ll tell you guys a story… I used to own a lot of dogs… …And we had a dalmatian in particular… He was pretty cool… But one day he was laying down on the ground, and my brother said that he was sleeping! …But it was actually DEAD. …Uh… You know, there was this time when I was a little kid… …when this guy, he came up to me and said: “Do you want to go to my house?” … And I said, “NO THANK YOU SIR! I HAVE TO ASK MY PARENTS FIRST!” I guess we’re almost done… …Yeah. This is looking pretty GOOD! So yeah. Now you learned how to be in the same physical plane as your WAIFU! GOOD ON YOU SLIGHTLY RESISTIVE GUY! Uh… Some people apparently told me that there is an easier way of erasing the lines… …and it’s not by using just the eraser tool, but this thing called a Magic Eraser tool… …I don’t think that there’s anything faster than the human hand in erasing, so.. …I don’t think that this is much faster than what I did so far… right? WHAT THE FU..

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