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Every parent at Disney

January 17, 2020

We made it to the happiest place on
earth. It’s 9 a.m. I gotta schedule every minute of our day until 9 p.m. Pay attention and stay close I just flew my family halfway across America to visit
Disney and all my home school kids want to do is visit the Hall of Presidents. We
need a map. $45 for bedazzled Mouse ears? Baby you want these or you want to go to
college? Absolutely not absolutely not. It’s 9:30 in the morning it’s too early
to get wet. We’re not waiting an hour and a half for impressions of France okay?
Eat a baguette lose a World War that’s my impression of France. Let’s go to
Space Mountain. No I’m not gonna push him in a stroller okay he’s four. No that’s
not right the Splash Mountain is this way. No you cannot have goofy shaped
chicken nuggets. Sit down your mother brought ham sandwiches. Oh for heaven’s
sakes pick up your garbage and throw it away this isn’t Six Flags. Listen Rebecca
she’s not coming out today okay that dream to meet Elsa you better let it go. Oh you want to go to a small world all by yourself huh? It’s gonna turn into a
pretty big world when you come outside and can’t find your parents. Oh great now my wife wants a photo with Gaston perfect. Well hurry up make believe your feet
aren’t sore this is Disney use your imagination. See these locks right here
kids that’s what happens when you disobey your parents. You know what I
want to ride a park bench in the shade. One two three four five where’s McKenzie? My goodness I gotta fake a leg injury or something I need one of those scooters. Honestly how are there possibly so many strollers in here. We have been here for
ten hours. I mean my love language is quality time but not this much. A
four-hour wait for Toy Story? That line is to infinity and beyond. I feel like
we’re going the wrong direction. Well is it air conditioned? If not I don’t want
to go. [Portugese] no it’s in Portuguese no wonder this map doesn’t make any
sense. If you don’t get back here by the count of three I will spank you in two


  • Reply Genesis Levy January 11, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    IM CRYINGGGGG 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Genesis Levy January 11, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    “You know what I want to ride a park bench in the shade” 😂😂😭

  • Reply Jen Y January 11, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    Someone was going to pay for our whole family to go to Disney world. Thanks but no thanks 🤷

  • Reply carpo719 January 11, 2020 at 8:06 pm

    Fortunately I've never been there

  • Reply jazz pup January 11, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    Oh crap. Im using condoms

  • Reply Rachel Lor January 11, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    "My love language is Quality Time, but not this much." LOL

  • Reply Lavanderous :0 January 11, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    10 year old me, quietly enjoying the disneyland experience, loving the fairytale world, living my dream: wow, how did they make that out of plastic?
    My mom and aunt, living their dream too: I LOVE YOU, [insert character]! LET'S TAKE PICTURES, LET'S SEE THAT TOO, LET'S GO ON RIDES AND-
    My dad: this exact video

  • Reply Andrea Bisset January 11, 2020 at 10:16 pm

    "I wanna ride a park bench in the shade" 🙌🙌🙌

  • Reply Hippie Style January 11, 2020 at 11:21 pm


  • Reply gman77gas January 11, 2020 at 11:57 pm

    not so good.

  • Reply I'M AWAKE - ARE YOU ?? January 12, 2020 at 1:51 am

    I got lost at Disney World at the age of 6 right next to the castle thank goodness i was smart enough to stay right there, boy was that scary though. 😧

  • Reply Google User January 12, 2020 at 2:24 am

    This guys good

  • Reply Malene Snejbjerg January 12, 2020 at 2:28 am

    So funny xD

  • Reply Howsoonisnow2009 January 12, 2020 at 6:11 am


  • Reply Adam William January 12, 2020 at 6:43 am

    Just talked my wife outta a disney vacation this year THANK GOD! $6000 for this when you can spend $1500 and stay at a beach all week NO THANK YOU!

  • Reply Andrew Thornhill January 12, 2020 at 7:26 am

    That comment about the strollers… THANK YOU!! I thought EXACTLY the same thing when I was there!

  • Reply The green tea Dragon January 12, 2020 at 7:56 am

    As like an 8 year old I was going to Disneyland with my parents and brother and on the way up my parents kept saying, “we’re going to smoke here because there’s designated areas because Walt Disney understood smoking.” I did research and found out he was anti-Semitic and every time they said that I said he also understood hitler. Including in the park

  • Reply texas strong January 12, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    That's only white people

  • Reply Christopher De Leon January 12, 2020 at 3:50 pm

    Lol "my love language is quality time but not this much"

  • Reply Fire And Blood - Free Fire January 12, 2020 at 4:16 pm


  • Reply Hades Hades January 12, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    This is heaven compared to Disney Tokyo – I don’t know about happiness but I’m 100% the parents will feel death in that horrible super ultra over crowded Disney Tokyo, I’m waning you if you want to be happy with your family never ever goes to Tokyo Disney, it’s the most horrible sardine can hell on earth. ITS HORRIBLE
    Disney Tokyo was the one place it made me think on exterminating all the human been in front of me IT

  • Reply Mrs Baggins January 12, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    I was here and it was beautiful and brilliant

  • Reply Mrs Baggins January 12, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    My wife wants a pic with gaston. If he luke Evans don't we all 😍😍😍

  • Reply Brendas Anderson January 12, 2020 at 5:32 pm

    I think parents are brave taking children to these places
    Id be like
    Kid has leash on cell phone and
    Still be worried i lose them
    Yes i said it id leash my kid 🤣

  • Reply The Writer/Director January 12, 2020 at 5:40 pm

    I have a question

    Were is Mackenzie?

  • Reply SGobuck January 12, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    So happy to have kings island and cedar point close by so I don't have to go 1000 miles to stand in line most of the day.😏

  • Reply Michau January 12, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    These jokes dont make much sense if youre not american

  • Reply Liam Pinkham January 12, 2020 at 7:32 pm

    "oh you want to go on its a small world all by yourself, well its going to turn into a pretty big world when you come out and cant find your parents" lmao

  • Reply Pharaoh Misa January 12, 2020 at 7:40 pm

    "Pick up your garbage and throw it away. This ain't six flags."

    Oooo. I felt that.

  • Reply ppp eun January 12, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    This is why I hate my dad.

  • Reply Ben Harper January 12, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    I wish my in-laws would have said these things to my 7 year old niece on our recent Disney trip. They just let her behave like a spoiled brat the whole time for everyone’s enjoyment.

  • Reply Scarbl3S January 13, 2020 at 12:18 am

    My impression of France is eat a baguette and lost the war 🤣

  • Reply No Limitation Rideshare January 13, 2020 at 1:26 am

    Do you want these or do you wanna go to college? 🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply Tina Tinaster1234 January 13, 2020 at 2:59 am


  • Reply Marvin the Maniac January 13, 2020 at 3:53 am

    Was he visiting Disneyland or Disneyworld?

  • Reply Pray ForMe January 13, 2020 at 6:56 am

    This is why I don't like travelling anymore because it's too much planning if you want to get everything out of the trip and it's not relaxing for me at all lol

  • Reply Haley W January 13, 2020 at 8:13 am

    “No I’m not gonna push him in a stroller he’s 4” 🤣🤣 that’s my family

  • Reply Black Lemur January 13, 2020 at 8:42 am

    That's a man with children.

  • Reply Fatimah Beydoun January 13, 2020 at 10:28 am

    "Great now my wife wants a pic with Gaston"…. Ahem No oneeee poses like Gaston, Gives your wife roses like Gaston, intimidates you while he knows it like Gaston!

  • Reply a viewer on YouTubeTM January 13, 2020 at 11:50 am

    make believe your feet aren't sore

  • Reply Aimee Ward January 13, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    Meanwhile a lot of Disney character actors are either homeless or on food stamps.

  • Reply Genie Ploeger January 13, 2020 at 1:23 pm


  • Reply Timothy Foley January 13, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    In the 70's, it truly was a magical place. Now, why bother?

  • Reply Joker January 13, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    Let's be honest… no one search this 😂

  • Reply Justin Fleagle January 13, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    "Eat a baguette and lose a war."
    "That's my impression of France."

    "Let's go to Space Mountain."

  • Reply Candy Rush AscendedPhoenix888 January 13, 2020 at 4:36 pm


  • Reply lexis tutorials January 13, 2020 at 5:10 pm

    “Pick up your garbage and throw it away this is not six flags” has me dead

  • Reply Creative Catalyst January 13, 2020 at 5:16 pm


    Here's a useful tricks for truant local kids (though anyone can use them for varieties of reasons including but no limited to the fact that there is safety in numbers…no not the book of😁). Walk near a large family by pretending to be related in some way. Don't ever pet a fearal kitty (Justin Beiber could any day now claim he got Lyme disease from one of these cats that roam the park(😂😂😂😂joke)…

    Don't hang out by any emergency exit door especially near the haunted mansion as you could get molested by an employee (😥😥😥😥😥no joke, happened to me when I was eleven).

    Find all the hidden Mickey's (except the one in your pants) and wash every item of clothing 3 times before wearing it as Disney merch has more Formaldehyde (toxic preservative) than most (increases shelf life color from fading).

    Ask this one most important question as a note to self:

    Are Disney resorts the only people traps run by a mouse? and always remember that Mickey Mouse's original name and race was Ricky The Rat (true and a mouse was less vermin-esque).

    Enjoy the ryde!!😂😂😂😂😂😂💨💩👀

  • Reply Mazvita Selemani January 13, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    "A 4 hour wait for toy story? That line is to infinity and beyond"

  • Reply Reynardus January 13, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    Annoying jackass.

  • Reply Astrid Delis January 13, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    Everyone wanna be Brandon Rogers

  • Reply Dynamo Dalston January 13, 2020 at 9:58 pm

    Gay dad

  • Reply Dea WR January 13, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    Who else recognized the TOO INFINITY AND BEYOND from Toy Story? A lot of people commented about Elsa and Let it Go.

    I wanna go to Disneyland!!! Someone please take me there.

  • Reply RKG Austin January 13, 2020 at 10:57 pm

    Thank you Dr. Lieman!

  • Reply Mrs. Jean January 13, 2020 at 11:24 pm

    Omgggggg…. Lolololol This was hilariously all true. Ive said some of those same things just last year on one of our trips…. Lolol

  • Reply Dimitriy Dzyuba January 14, 2020 at 1:38 am

    Everybody gangsta until France wins WW3

  • Reply Lwhitney January 14, 2020 at 2:19 am

  • Reply Addy January 14, 2020 at 3:08 am

    that line goes to infinity and beyond

  • Reply Yeg Mtb January 14, 2020 at 3:19 am

    this couldnt be more accurate

  • Reply mrsjokerstout January 14, 2020 at 3:54 am

    I laughed until I cried!

  • Reply Truth Sayer January 14, 2020 at 4:10 am

    “It’s 9:30 in the morning! It’s too early to get wet!”
    Oh I beg to differ, sir. It’s Orlando, FL. It’s 85* – 105* EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

  • Reply - TwiceuForever January 14, 2020 at 6:04 am

    Your dream to Meet Elsa? You Better LET IT GO
    Just like My crush, I wanna Meet him But I cant so I Gotta LET HIM GO

  • Reply Lyra Peterson January 14, 2020 at 7:02 am

    “I just flew my family halfway across America to visit Disney and all my homeschool kids want to do is visit the Hall of presidents”

    That was probably my family, because that’s literally something we would do…

  • Reply Buffy buffalo January 14, 2020 at 1:51 pm

    Wait till your kids are at least 12

  • Reply Mark Robinson January 14, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    What an insufferable ass.

  • Reply Rosco P. Coltrane January 14, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    Wait until gay day there

  • Reply Tyronn Fields January 14, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    Wow…I love this video becuz Disney is a complete rip off
    4ys ago I took my family. We live in NC. 12 hr ride. I went smiling but I came back frowning. They say it's a place where dreams come true…not…a place where u can have a nightmare. Over priced and overrated.

  • Reply hello kitty kat January 14, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    With the higher I couldn't stop laughing😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣honestly this is me if I have to go anywhere lol

  • Reply You're Nemesis January 14, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    What a cretin infantile..lower IQ than his invisible kids

  • Reply le93nds Gaming January 14, 2020 at 4:40 pm

    Your funny

  • Reply Richard Gibson January 14, 2020 at 4:55 pm

    “Eat a baguette and lose a world war , that’s my “impressions of France” . dead 😂

  • Reply LJK401 January 14, 2020 at 6:02 pm

    Very Brandon Rogers

  • Reply NeneMe Magz January 14, 2020 at 7:19 pm

    Authoritarian parenting oh god.

  • Reply Block o Butter January 14, 2020 at 7:29 pm

    Imagine going to disney.

  • Reply Marina Abroad January 14, 2020 at 7:35 pm


  • Reply BB Pod Momma January 14, 2020 at 7:45 pm

    When he said "absolutely not" as the mascot chases him, I felt that. The mascots there kinda creep me out. The normal characters are fine but mascots are a big no.

  • Reply AVeryStressedMan January 14, 2020 at 8:43 pm

    A 4-Hour line for toy story that line is to infinity and beyond 😂😂

  • Reply Trevor The Inkling January 14, 2020 at 11:40 pm

    So dang accurate

  • Reply Stranger Things Edits January 15, 2020 at 1:26 am

    This is all so true 😂😂!! I was gonna time stamp all of the best parts but I realised all of it is the best part. Literally the best video I’ve seen in my life 😂😭

  • Reply Geri Weis-Corbley January 15, 2020 at 4:49 am

    GREAT!! Well done. LOL… "ham sandwiches"!!

  • Reply chad Joice January 15, 2020 at 5:16 am

    What a loser

  • Reply The YouTube Judge January 15, 2020 at 7:52 am

    🚫 Goofy shaped chicken nuggets 🚫

  • Reply tompparaideri January 15, 2020 at 2:28 pm


    Go to Disney Land without your family.

  • Reply graphkid January 15, 2020 at 7:51 pm

    Yes that’ll be me as a dad

  • Reply meredith D. January 15, 2020 at 10:27 pm

    I wonder what people thought of him doing this 😂

  • Reply dr3.02 January 15, 2020 at 10:34 pm

    0% Swear words
    0% Naked women
    0% Drugs
    100% why is this comment here

  • Reply TechNOGeek Reviews January 16, 2020 at 12:43 am

    This is realistic

  • Reply Stacey Miller January 16, 2020 at 6:12 am

    parents that don’t read the Unofficial Guide to Disney

  • Reply Stacey Miller January 16, 2020 at 6:12 am

    parents that don’t read the Unofficial Guide to Disney

  • Reply Wampa Chomp January 16, 2020 at 8:04 am

    Youtube really tried to throw an ad on a minute and fourty second video

  • Reply Wampa Chomp January 16, 2020 at 8:08 am

    This is true, you haven't seen a real long waiting line until you've seen a waiting line at disney land lol

  • Reply Wampa Chomp January 16, 2020 at 8:09 am

    Disneyland, where they charge fifty five dollars for four SLICES of pizza and four drinks, which fed four people one slice of pizza each, after going there once, i would suggest bringing ham sandwhiches too lol

  • Reply Butt Scratcher January 16, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    Eat a baguette and lose a world war 😂😂😂👍👍👍

  • Reply Avery Merrick January 16, 2020 at 5:02 pm

    Magic Kingdom: where dreams come true.
    Not for that guy.

  • Reply Steve Rivera January 16, 2020 at 8:19 pm

    Me walking into Disney: “this is the happiest place on earth I’m so glad we came!”

    Me leaving Disney: “Get in the car dammit! Never again will we come here!”
    (Until next year)

  • Reply Easter Worshipper January 16, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    every time ive been to disneyland, at least one major attraction has been closed 😔

  • Reply Scary Hobo January 16, 2020 at 10:35 pm

    That’s what you get for going to a Satanic place.

  • Reply Kruxyy January 17, 2020 at 12:11 am

    Best 1 min n 45 seconds wasted on YouTube

  • Reply Tina Lopez January 17, 2020 at 2:59 am


  • Reply Uzair Rahimi January 17, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    Legend says that McKenzie is still lost in the Disneyland

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