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Does Liking Murder Podcasts Make You FREAKY?

August 19, 2019


(upbeat music) – (singing) Deletin’ all the emails I don’t wanna read. – (gasping) No! (gasping) – Raph. – (Raph gasping) No. – Can you just? – Raph! – Oh, I’m sorry. I’m just being a total freak over here. – Yeah you’re just being kinda loud. – Listen to a freaky
little murder podcast. – Yeah I love those. Do you mind just keeping it down? – (laughing) You don’t get it! This is not one your regular podcasts, you know, where they
cover stuff like the news, or improve comedy. No. This is dark and twisted because it’s about real
people, Lily, getting killed. (screaming) – Yeah, those are pretty popular. What are you listening too? – Just a little podcast called “Serial” – Did they come out with a new season? – This guy, Adnan, might
have killed his girlfriend and now I just have to
get all the gory details blasted into my tight
little ear holes (giggles) – Yeah that’s just the first season. That came out years ago, dude. – This crime happened years ago and its still unsolved! So spooky! Sometimes, if I’m feeling really bad, I’ll listen to it at home. The place where I’m supposed to feel safe. You know, cooking myself
up a little dinner, maybe shampooing my little body. – Um. – Instead, I’m listening
to tales of bloody murder. (Raph giggling) – Yeah I do that all the time except for the shampooing
the body, that is weird. Like I listen to them before bedtime and I’m in a group chat with my gal pals where we talk about the latest episodes. There’s a ton of true
crime podcasts out there. – I listen to other stuff too! If I really wanna piss my pants and tear – Not necessary. – And learn about a sick crime for a little sick freak like me, I’ll listen to my favorite murder! (screaming) – The comedy murder podcast? – Oh I ain’t laughing. Matter of fact, the freak
police better come arrest me because once I listen to one episode, I get a craving for more murder episodes. I’m like a sex addict except for experts and
storytellers talking about murders. – That’s just a regular addict. – Lily, I got something
I need to admit to you. – What. – Sometimes, if I listen to
like, a really up episode, I get these dark urges. It’s like an urge to feast
my freaky little eyes on a documentary television
series that covers crimes! Like to not only listen to them but to actually watch them
conduct these interviews with these poor family members. – That is very normal! The Jinx, Making a Murderer. Those are all hit shows. I’m pretty sure the
investigation discovery channel runs on that kind of stuff 24/7. – And if that doesn’t sate me, I jump over to Wikipedia to search where they’re from or to look for similar murders! I do that for hours! I can’t stop! I’m helpless to this dark
puppetry controlling me! – It’s very normal to go
down a Wikipedia rabbit hole. – I think Ted Bundy’s kinda cute. Oh! No! – That’s why Zac Efron (Raph slapping himself) plays him in a movie! – Oh the wicked lust! Oh I guess we have this
bubbling evil inside of us! You know there was a time when I didn’t think I
could ever do a murder? Now I don’t know. Maybe I could. – You cry when you see blood. – Well that’s… – (Raph screaming) Mommy! – Look Raph. I think’s its great that you’ve discovered you like true crime but it is not weird or twisted or freaky to like stories. Even if they are messed up and true. Like for me, I like murder podcasts because they allow me to safely confront dangerous situations. Especially as a woman in this day in age, where I’m constantly made to feel unsafe. I think it actually gives
me a sense of control. – I like it cause I’m a little weirdo. – Ah too real, too scary! – Hey it’s Lily! If you like College Humor
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100 Comments

  • Reply CollegeHumor August 9, 2019 at 5:31 pm

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  • Reply Max Toast Ghost August 10, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    This doesn’t really have anything to do with the video, but I have no one else I can vent to. This reminds me of my ex girlfriend and my first instinct was to send this to her but she dumped me and now I can’t and I’m sad. Funny video tho

  • Reply KING따 TV August 10, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    와 구독자수 보고 깜짝 놀랐늡니다.
    대단하시네요.
    더욱더 번창하세요

  • Reply Onizuka Sorimachi August 10, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    Boring

  • Reply Johnny H August 10, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    I feel like this was written for Grant but he was too busy to film… Katie’s probably using him for her drug fueled antics!

  • Reply Victoria Burson August 10, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    I feel like this was Raft playing as Grant? Lol

  • Reply Sharp Design August 10, 2019 at 5:01 pm

    Deletin' all the emails… full song?

  • Reply partyjams August 10, 2019 at 5:09 pm

    Ngl I’m kinda with Raph on this

  • Reply pluckernil August 10, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    Raph deserves an Oscar for this performance. 👏👏👏👏👏

  • Reply James Royal August 10, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    What's up with that dude in the back with the popcorn bowel?

  • Reply dmsanct August 10, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    Raph's scream at 0:54 is the best thing that happened this month

  • Reply Anthony Sforza August 10, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    Oh man, pretty spot on about how people need something to make them feel validated and special. Which could be the actual addiction there.

    That said, "As a woman…" Who's the ones making her feel unsafe? No seriously, despite that a man is four times more likely to be murdered, eleven times more likely to be assaulted and just as likely to be raped, she should really investigate who it is filling her head with why she should feel unsafe… As a woman. Spoiler alert, media and feminists. Which I suppose one could argue that they're one in the same.

  • Reply lanigirognithemos August 10, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    What's up with the dude in left back?

  • Reply Christopher Dvorak August 10, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    "tight earholes" did Grant write this?

  • Reply Busang Maphosa August 10, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    Shout out to And That's Why We Drink!

  • Reply Nat Vasch August 10, 2019 at 8:54 pm

    deleting all the e-mails I don't wannaaaa reaaad

  • Reply Lehmkuhl August 10, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    too real too scary!

  • Reply Vempire August 10, 2019 at 10:40 pm

    Raph Made this sketch one of my favorites!

  • Reply Wrzeszcz100 August 10, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    4:14 Did I open Buzzfeed by mistake?

  • Reply anna August 10, 2019 at 11:03 pm

    I feel called out

  • Reply Kalaloo August 10, 2019 at 11:03 pm

    Basic Freaky Raf is the best

  • Reply zippity dandy August 10, 2019 at 11:11 pm

    3005 came up in my recommended. Is it because Raf looks like Gambino?

  • Reply August 11, 2019 at 12:03 am

    I watch shows like that so I can learn what not to do when going to kill someone. Then I can murder better and laugh in the faces of those big-name killers that got caught. 😉

  • Reply Gabriel Trevino August 11, 2019 at 1:14 am

    Grant or catie would of been bettet not saying that he is bad but grant or catie would of been better

  • Reply Skeleton3713 August 11, 2019 at 2:17 am

    Is Raph gay or what? High pitched Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh waves hands

  • Reply Nano Katana Cosplay August 11, 2019 at 4:06 am

    I feel attacked omg😂

  • Reply Eloisa Bennetts August 11, 2019 at 4:18 am

    What's up with the creepy figures in the background??

  • Reply Asia Nicole August 11, 2019 at 4:31 am

    If you’re looking for another True Crime podcast I’d highly recommend Crime Junkies.

  • Reply spuddy potat August 11, 2019 at 4:45 am

    my mom was talking about how listening to true crime podcasts might be bad for me…. she should probably watch this video lmao

  • Reply Eowyn Gordon August 11, 2019 at 6:51 am

    We listened to serial in my AP lit class

  • Reply Zee August 11, 2019 at 7:42 am

    Heyyy you guys didn't show up on my feed

  • Reply stasyszy August 11, 2019 at 8:06 am

    Women made to feel unsafe in this day and age? what a disconnect from reality

  • Reply KJ from OC Podcast August 11, 2019 at 8:21 am

    I'm still trying but I think we're gonna break up

  • Reply Snowbirb August 11, 2019 at 8:34 am

    oh wow lol i guess i freaky too

  • Reply Dyia Ampley August 11, 2019 at 9:12 am

    They mentioned My Favorite Murder but not ATWWD? 😭😭

  • Reply kerberospanzer August 11, 2019 at 9:40 am

    L'Via L'Viaquez listen

  • Reply deathwind games August 11, 2019 at 10:48 am

    Does liking murder make me freaky

  • Reply Rj Boomboy August 11, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    0:04 I'ma be singing that everytime

  • Reply Rj Boomboy August 11, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    "dELeTinG aLL tHe EmAiLS i dOn'T WaNT tO ReAD"

  • Reply Juliux Ali August 11, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    Is cool if you like true crime stories.. but have you seen berserk?

  • Reply Classic Life August 11, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    Am I the only one wondering who the heck the guy at the back in 0:23 was??

  • Reply Nick Coulter August 11, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    Yeah… I still don't trust people who are really into murder shows and podcasts.

  • Reply ZiMRA August 11, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    wow thats annoying

  • Reply SS Robs August 11, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    I'm inclined to agree. Someone arrest this man. Make sure you gag him to while you're at it.

  • Reply Evelynn Whitebridge August 11, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    Gotta say, I really dislike how they trivialize murder fetishization like it's fine lmao

    Yes, it's a popular thing because our whole society is buggered I guess, but looking outside in, I still can't find it as anything other than a grim, slightly disturbing affair. Common? Sure. Normal/good/fine? Yeah I'm not so sure.

  • Reply Josiah Smith August 11, 2019 at 5:55 pm

    Lol true crime is fun but jeeze Raph shut up

  • Reply mr_ anheuser August 11, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    Her voice is slowly chipping away at my mental health.

  • Reply Mikayla Weagle August 11, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    raph is giving off big katie energy in this video

  • Reply RSean August 11, 2019 at 7:37 pm

    Yay Raphael’s back.

  • Reply kyttikay kat August 11, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    This used to be the creepypasta fandom.

  • Reply Richard Gunther August 11, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    0:55 is life, just need it on repeat

  • Reply glow milk August 11, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    Well, I actually am a special snowflake because I get really nervous and anxious from true crime podcasts, hah!

  • Reply Wicked Amoeba August 11, 2019 at 10:01 pm

    It’s like “not like other girls” syndrome but for murder.

  • Reply 22potter5 August 11, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    I just got into murder podcasts and I feel like you're spying on me.

  • Reply Hung Lam August 11, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    There are ways of murdering someone without ever seeing blood ya know? 😜

  • Reply Addison Rumley August 11, 2019 at 11:10 pm

    He’d love Dan Cummins TimeSuck

  • Reply Thought Criminal August 12, 2019 at 12:59 am

    For real I love true crime podcasts

  • Reply Hippienolic 2 August 12, 2019 at 1:22 am

    Really dragged out

  • Reply Aidooo August 12, 2019 at 2:05 am

    But does he listen to Not Another D and D Podcast?

  • Reply DMCEagles05 August 12, 2019 at 2:08 am

    man this was clearly written by a woman. Piss my pants???

    umm we get it. women like murders and first 48 and shit…

  • Reply Zappy425 August 12, 2019 at 3:45 am

    Damn I guess Ralph REALLY freaky yall made two of these MAKE CAMP II

  • Reply Knlght0fZero August 12, 2019 at 5:50 am

    "As a woman in this day an age where i am constantly made to feel unsafe" whos making you feel unsafe? point them out.. oh you cant? is it because ur making urself feel unsafe in totaly safe places. This sketch was drawn out and weak from the beginning but u had to sjw us didnt you… god dammit….

  • Reply Ayrisesiran August 12, 2019 at 6:08 am

    didn't raph already do this sketch with liking halloween?

  • Reply Ink TheRed August 12, 2019 at 6:10 am

    I can’t tell if the mysterious man in the background is intentional or not

  • Reply Ghost StoryTM August 12, 2019 at 6:30 am

    This cringe is squeezing the gore fanatic out of me

  • Reply Clare Scriven August 12, 2019 at 6:47 am

    Lily is dropping truth bombs

  • Reply Kuro Ken August 12, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    Been binging The Infographic Shows about Serial Killers. Can definitely relate.

  • Reply Shingen8 August 12, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    the only people who "make women to feel unsafe" are the 'feminists' spreading fake rape stats etc. 😐

  • Reply Smellavision August 12, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    I find murder podcasts creepy and I dont like them. I find it disturbing that extreme violence is so normalized in society and that so many people enjoy this twisted form of entertainment.

  • Reply melloe August 12, 2019 at 7:20 pm

    lily's facial expressions are so good lol

  • Reply churblieballoon August 12, 2019 at 8:14 pm

    Raph slapping himself after saying ted bundy is kinda cute is just so fucking hilarious and also BIG MOOD

  • Reply churblieballoon August 12, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    LILY! LILY! LILY! LIIILLLYYYY!!!!!

  • Reply Nicholette August 12, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    Humans naturally have an obsession with dark things, hence why the media is constantly negative and why we obsess over crimes

  • Reply Laverne Blaszczyk August 12, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    I feel like this is a Grant character not a Raph character

  • Reply Aidan Crowley August 12, 2019 at 11:14 pm

    Crime junkies is a great true murder podcast

  • Reply Hannah Davis August 13, 2019 at 12:31 am

    MFM gang!!!!!!

  • Reply calliph August 13, 2019 at 7:25 am

    Missed a golden opportunity to say we all have a "dark passenger ". For shame.

  • Reply ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ August 13, 2019 at 5:03 pm

    Raph is turning into hyper grant

  • Reply schmoo August 13, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    Yeah this is a mood but my main insta is all about Jeffrey Dahmer so

  • Reply Amanda Rahardjo August 14, 2019 at 1:42 am

    I haven't watched CollegeHumor in a while, but this was hilarious!

  • Reply ana-one August 14, 2019 at 4:30 am

    I hate your intro. Idk if its just me but it so loud especially when i have headphones in

  • Reply Skinned, fried and cut up potatoes August 14, 2019 at 5:39 am

    Just realised there people behind Ralph
    Very blurry people

  • Reply konohamarutard August 14, 2019 at 9:07 am

    This is a recycled sketch, there have already been plenty about ralph thinking he's freaky and other cast telling he's not. So, what, now you're going to put all the good stuff on drop out and feed youtubers recycled garbage and sneak peeks of content that's on dropout?

  • Reply Calvin Miranda Moritz August 14, 2019 at 10:54 am

    "so you play it like Grant in the daddy sketch but, like, 50% more"

  • Reply Jilleanne Buda August 14, 2019 at 1:46 pm

    …Is this literally the same script with different characters… Why…?

  • Reply Chrysanthemum August 14, 2019 at 8:20 pm

    Who is the figure creeping behind Raph

  • Reply Chucho's World YT August 14, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    LISTENS TO PODCAST ABOUT MURDERS

    FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!

  • Reply In too many fandoms Khan August 14, 2019 at 10:20 pm

    He's basicly a tumblr freak watching buzzfeed unsolved

  • Reply Srithor August 14, 2019 at 10:22 pm

    Yeah, it's just… You know WHO tries to make women feel uncomfortable all the time? Radical feminists who talk about the rape culture of patriarchy and non-existing problems like that. Women would feel much more secure if this toxic narrative wouldn't be pushed all the time.

  • Reply M August 15, 2019 at 9:50 am

    Rip collegehumor

  • Reply R.I.P Joergen August 15, 2019 at 12:03 pm

    Shampooing my little body

  • Reply Adha Ujang August 15, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    ouch

  • Reply Navynomad August 15, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    Compared to what day and age where women felt safe or even most men in that case.

  • Reply Touie G August 15, 2019 at 6:09 pm

    The people in the back of the office make me feel uncomfortable…

  • Reply michael scoggins August 16, 2019 at 2:54 am

    Expected raph to take an actual dark twist by the end

  • Reply Brit Ann August 16, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    Lmfao omg🤣

  • Reply Emir Aditya August 17, 2019 at 2:00 am

    Raph being soooo extra I loved it!!

  • Reply chris August 17, 2019 at 3:13 am

    raf your grant is showing

  • Reply BetterLifeAhead August 17, 2019 at 7:27 am

    I do sometimes genuinely wonder whether I should be more bothered by the details I get into learning about serial killers. Like reading the autopsy reports and viewing the photos. Idk, I guess it is just an interest in forensics, but sometimes after an entire afternoon of autopsies on unsolved cases I stop and think "should I be grossed out of disturbed? I read about someone eyelids being cut off and how a medical examiner can tell a dead body has been fucked and not when they were alive.

  • Reply Mathew Cap August 18, 2019 at 10:01 pm

    First Raph like Halloween, now he likes murder podcasts?!? He’s so freaky!

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