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a Q and A

September 6, 2019

Gabe the dog died last Friday, the day Trump was inaugurated into office. So that’s two things to be sad about. There has been one time in my life that I cried about something on a screen. It was a GIF of a dog being reunited with her puppies. And I don’t know what came over me, I just started crying, and I don’t know why I’m telling you this, or how I’m gonna segue it into the next- As dogs go, Gabe lived a good life. He died peacefully surrounded by loved ones, which is how I wanna go. What I’ve learned from this is if you have pets, then love them right now. Give them kisses, give them treats. Aw, pets are great. I just wanted to say that so people on Twitter and Tumblr will stop telling me. Look at all the emails I got about Gabe. I know current events guys, I go on the internet. You don’t have to tell me. Another thing is that I’m going to PAX South in San Antonio, Texas, I don’t have a panel or anything. I’m just gonna be walking around, so if you’re goin’ then try and find me. Don’t worry, I’ll probably Tweet about it. Now it’s time to change the topic of this video and sarcastically A some Q’s. Normally I answer unsolicited Q’s on my Tumblr, but recently the Q’s I’ve been getting on Tumblr were a little below par. I got a lot of questions about Gabe. This guy said And then he says his name, but I’m not gonna show his name. This other person asked: And then he answered his own question, and by the way, by the way ‘omghugocampos’, my favourite colour is DARK blue, okay, get it right. So this time I though, you know what? I’ll just ask Twitter for some Q’s, and hopefully I’ll have some A’s. (doggos growling) Uh, I already have TWO doggos. (doggos growling) You’re gonna have to go on your couch. Hey, stop, stop, stop, STOP IT! I already have TWO doggos. Poppi, you ruin everything. You know that? I was in honors classes since third grade, so I was with a bunch of other smart people, so there weren’t really any bullies. If there was someone in class I didn’t like, we would just be passive-agressive towards each other. I sent Jaiden a message saying: Hopefully she’ll revive her face soon. Aw, it’s a good dog, good doggo! 10/10 thank you. And then she did correct herself to “ever” so I just wanted to point that out. Yeah, there is this one thing my roommate did that I’ll never get over, and that thing was that he watched anime. Oh, I’m so glad you asked that question, so now I can make the title of this video ‘How much money do I make on YouTube?’, and then never even answer the question. On average, how much do you earn from your vlogging- See, I don’t like saying how much I earn- I like how it’s assuming that I applied to YouTube like I put in an application and they called me back, like “Oh you’re hired, you’re gonna be a full time YouTuber, yaaa-” That’s how it works, kiddos. Good question, there’s actually a bunch of places. The first place I applied to was Cold Stone, ‘Cause I thought ‘Oh, I like ice cream, I’d be good with ice cream’ So I filled out an application online, they sent back an email saying ‘Here at Cold Stone, we like to do things a little different.’ Their idea of doing things ‘a little different’ was that everyone who applied showed up at the same time then we were separated into groups, and we had contests about who can sing songs about Cold Stone better. The songs were parodies of other songs that were made with just ice cream terminology thrown in. So my group did a song that was to the tune of Queen’s ‘We Will Rock You’ and just thinking about it is making me cringe. I looked up the full song to prove that I’m not lying. I’m not sponsored by Cold Stone by the way, they didn’t even hire me, tho-those pricks. That’s why they didn’t hire me. Next time you go to a Cold Stone, make them sing that song. I was the type of person at Sooubway with the mind set ‘I’ll do what I want’. I mean, I still followed the rules, but, like I didn’t wear my name tag. And we were also told that whenever someone got a six-inch sandwich, we were supposed to say “Do you wanna upgrade that to a footlong?” but I didn’t really care, and so I never asked people that. So if some manager at Cold Stone said “Hey, every so often you have to sing some awful songs about Cold Stone,” then I probably would have quit. But that’s a long enough tangent, I applied to a bunch of other places. Y’know those big stores that have tiny stores just going off to the sides? Well I would go to those and just go store-to-store and just apply to every single one of ’em. I got interviews at a lot of different places. I applied to be a server at an old person home once, and they said I had to take a drug test. And so I did the drug test, I turned it in and they never got back to me. So… mmmmm. But, I mean, I eventually got hired at Sooubway and I’ve learned that McDonald’s has better sales than Sooubway, but Sooubway has more stores physically than McDonalds. So that means they need more employees than McDonalds which means it’s more pathetic to work at Sooubway than McDonalds. Good question by the way. My first Tumblr followers were my friends from school. But I’m not counting those. I had to make four comics to get one follower that I didn’t know. And it was a porn blog. I tell this to people that are just starting out drawing, but it took me a hundred comics to get a hundred followers. So, it takes a long time with things like this. And you should always be trying to improve your work. I really wish I remember the first person who followed me who wasn’t porn. But I don’t. If you knew me back in my Tumblr days, then man, you’ve been here a long time. In your comic ‘Tree Tattoos’ there’s a big heart with the initials J and R. If J is James, then who is R? Ha ha ha ha! No, not at all, I ALWAYS talk like this! HEY DUDE WHAT’S UP? Pfft, am I recording a VIDEO? No! Heh heh heh. Okay, but seriously, you do have to sound interested in what you’re saying. Alright, so back there, I was exaggerating how much I exaggerate. BuzzFeed. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee I’m just kidding, it’s me. Make 40 total friends. Good question. Let’s answer some questions that people I follow asked. They’re better than you. Luckily someone, answered for me: And again, luckily someone corrected him: To old, that’s what he meant to say, so I’m 20 years odd. Uh, when did we ever lose a war. I was wondering if I should say this story for a video, but screw it. That’s not good, how long has that been like that? I don’t know if this counts as a first kiss but… I was in 9th grade and I was in preparatory school that year And I was a total lady’s man alright? All the chicks love me. There was this one girl though who just hugged me a lot. She would always hold hands and say stuff like ‘James, let’s walk back to class together!’ Looking back, I can see that she was going through that phase where she was just like ‘I need a boyfriend!’ and I was just oblivious to everything she was doing. One time it was before class and she hugged me, and then she closed her eyes, and she did this. ༼ つ ◕3◕ ༽つ With her lips. ༼ つ ◕3◕ ༽つ And then I leaned in… and I asked, ‘What are you doing?’. ‘Im- I’m trying to kiss you.’ Oh, okay, mwah, I-I understand now. I don’t know if that counts as a first kiss ’cause I don’t even remember her name. I bet you never even kissed a girl, Rammy, so ha ha- I really hope I can get this next video finished before I go to Pax that’s kinda why I’m making this Q&A video so you’ll have something, except I have to edit this video now, so that’s more work. Thanks for watching, sorry if your question couldn’t make it in this video, I got about 1000 of them and some of them were pretty stupid. You see, that’s a bad question because they gave me the answer. Don’t give me the answer, let me answer the question myself. It’s a square. So, we’re gonna end it now, wear your seatbelt. (>ლ)


  • Reply aimless August 30, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    i fucking love cold stone

  • Reply darian olari August 30, 2019 at 8:58 pm


  • Reply Fire Storm August 30, 2019 at 10:20 pm


  • Reply Fire Storm August 30, 2019 at 10:21 pm


  • Reply JJL101 August 30, 2019 at 10:46 pm


  • Reply Ona Is Mine August 31, 2019 at 12:15 am

    Seems like his dog is abusing him…

    Meh letโ€™s keep going I friggin luv doggies

    Jk I luv odd1out and doggies ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’•

  • Reply Glorimarinelly August 31, 2019 at 12:32 am

    I would like James working at the cold stone I go to

    Like if u agree

  • Reply Melody Boone August 31, 2019 at 3:19 am

    But.. His sleeve.. It's folded.. Fix it.. Omgggggggggg

  • Reply Aaron K August 31, 2019 at 3:52 am

    Btw jaiden did a face revival

  • Reply FFL FREAK August 31, 2019 at 7:05 am

    R.I.P Georgie

  • Reply DABBIN _DUDE August 31, 2019 at 9:19 am

    My Mario maker2 account has over 300 people who have played my levels and over 30 likes

  • Reply Summer Immortal August 31, 2019 at 9:33 am

    tbh the cold stone song was good

  • Reply your internet mom August 31, 2019 at 11:52 am

    So exited to see the face reveal.

  • Reply Baudoin Deke August 31, 2019 at 1:25 pm


  • Reply Defaulty Boi ใƒ„ August 31, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    Rip George

  • Reply Traktorized August 31, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    Australiaโ€™s version of Coldstone is โ€œCold Rockโ€

  • Reply LucasThe ArtisticBoi August 31, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    yay james likes dark blue and so do i ๐Ÿ˜€

  • Reply J.C Tan August 31, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    who thinks james likes jaiden???????

  • Reply pierro la lune August 31, 2019 at 6:50 pm

    r is rachel from that one video

  • Reply Xxxstella .bellaxxX August 31, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    ( ยฐ-ยฐ ) _Have a carrot!
    I> >๐Ÿฅ•
    L L

  • Reply Gaia from earth August 31, 2019 at 7:51 pm


  • Reply AndreeH August 31, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    Imagine getting a Q&A video viral

  • Reply Saber tooth tiger August 31, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    Iโ€™m a cat person

  • Reply gaming-potato roblox & more August 31, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    I betrayed you james…….I'm eating cold stone….

  • Reply Karl Gardner August 31, 2019 at 10:43 pm

    How come nobody has noticed that the circle on the thumbnail doesn't have his face in it!

  • Reply fdlcdlia ['-'] August 31, 2019 at 11:56 pm

    You looks like Joji

  • Reply Bubbleโ€ขTea Gacha September 1, 2019 at 2:52 am

    I can't give my dog hugs right now Cuz hes asleep and I dont want to wake him but I will when he wakes up I love him so much

  • Reply iSausage September 1, 2019 at 3:27 am

    2:35 lmao

  • Reply iSausage September 1, 2019 at 3:27 am

    2:35 lmao

  • Reply Wolf Diamond September 1, 2019 at 4:39 am

    Sorry 0:30 I can because I am in Japan and my puppy and ferret is in the US

  • Reply The albino Wolf September 1, 2019 at 5:39 am

    โ€œGive your pet love right nowโ€
    Uh Iโ€™m putting up missing posters for it right now

  • Reply Ma Mairaro September 1, 2019 at 6:30 am

    Nice song

  • Reply FallenAngel_Yt Gacha Tuber Girl September 1, 2019 at 6:37 am

    why are you not famous for singing?

    I mean you sang life is fun but you did this lol

    We ArE WE ArE Cald Staone COLD STAON

    I think you meant to do that lol

  • Reply sboon September 1, 2019 at 7:05 am

    A what

  • Reply Terry Mayn September 1, 2019 at 7:27 am

    BTW love ur pets (big fan)

  • Reply Whitney/Vita Lukasevych September 1, 2019 at 9:08 am

    Sooubway having more stores than McDonalds must be an Arizona thing.

  • Reply Cฮณฮฒerco September 1, 2019 at 9:53 am

    Jadien still hasn't done a face revival

  • Reply yeet_man September 1, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    James :Uhh when did we ever loose a war…

    Vietnam : am i a joke to you

  • Reply J Cannon September 1, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    Boycott Chipotle to not hiring James like 3 years ago!!!Lol
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‘your awesome.

  • Reply J Cannon September 1, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    I have a boyfriend who lives in Arizona ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ be at meet you (don't judge me plz)

  • Reply Dylan Norbury 07 September 1, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    8:46 element animation ask element anything

  • Reply Eltin Tand September 1, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    Wait, he was perfectly 20 years old when he was making this video?!?!?!

  • Reply Eltin Tand September 1, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    I think the tree tattoo one is rallison for the r as in James Rallison because that is his last name

  • Reply Hayley Smith September 1, 2019 at 10:21 pm

    My dog died this

  • Reply Supash Bhat September 1, 2019 at 10:21 pm

    Who was your dealer?


  • Reply Hayley Smith September 1, 2019 at 10:22 pm

    Two angry doggos

  • Reply GeeKs September 1, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    0:27 rip georgie

  • Reply Griffin Colwell September 1, 2019 at 10:56 pm


  • Reply lego movie 2 September 2, 2019 at 5:51 am

    My dog died:(

  • Reply Play Jay September 2, 2019 at 7:08 am

    That r/boneappletea comment lol 2:10

  • Reply Pens Fan 8759 September 2, 2019 at 7:40 am

    โ€œYou know a big store with a bunch of little stores in it?โ€ You mean a mall?

  • Reply don't subscribe don't do it September 2, 2019 at 11:45 am

    America lost a war to Africa

  • Reply Bunnyfish September 2, 2019 at 1:58 pm


  • Reply Re Dud3 September 2, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    Rip georgie

  • Reply Sarah Rae September 2, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    Did you just assume someone's gender๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Victoria Almaguer September 3, 2019 at 12:40 am

    oh wow face

  • Reply playercircuit September 3, 2019 at 1:36 am

    8:47 lol no the answer is 17

  • Reply ItZ MeH September 3, 2019 at 1:41 am

    You didnโ€™t wear your name tag cuz you didnโ€™t want people to know you name as in the soubway series but now everybody knows your name as if anybody saw you at the airport would be like amma take a picture of him and says theodd1sout aka James xd

  • Reply ME_AND_I _ASMR September 3, 2019 at 2:58 am

    Bro, im from the futer sooooo.goirge died

  • Reply fook d pols September 3, 2019 at 7:19 am

    2:10 he even miss spelled her name
    Jaden โœ–๏ธ
    Jaiden โœ”๏ธ

  • Reply fook d pols September 3, 2019 at 7:24 am

    6:12 chill dad

  • Reply tekno storm September 3, 2019 at 11:40 am


  • Reply The Chef September 3, 2019 at 11:47 am

    War of 1812 mainly. Canadian and British troops even burnt Washington D.C

  • Reply Emma Muller September 3, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    Dark blue isn't a color it's called navy blue

  • Reply Maria U. September 3, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    U look like Justin Timberlake. Like u two are shockingly similar-looking.

  • Reply DiTrx September 3, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    youR mom. XD

  • Reply Crissida G. September 3, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    I love my dog but he's not big

  • Reply Crissida G. September 3, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    So maybe I don't love him enough

  • Reply Tabitha Cobb September 3, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    "How odd are you?"

    James: get the pen and pad please.

  • Reply the talk show September 4, 2019 at 12:19 am


  • Reply Dogefan12349 Lego Filmz September 4, 2019 at 1:14 am

    You should do a Face Face Reveal

  • Reply Dogefan12349 Lego Filmz September 4, 2019 at 1:16 am

    5:20 emploYEES

  • Reply limeade lemon September 4, 2019 at 3:02 am

    At least it wasnt clinton

  • Reply Jamal Bolden jr September 4, 2019 at 3:17 am

    I'm unsubscribe from you

  • Reply Amahawk 3000 September 4, 2019 at 3:17 am

    I went to a cold stone and I showed them the lyrics and they DID IT I laughed so hard I almost happy cried

  • Reply Lixen Leontyne September 4, 2019 at 3:21 am

    1:29 ese wey era latino (o espaรฑol).

  • Reply ashika gambhir September 4, 2019 at 3:32 am

    1. Cold stone
    2. Chipotle

  • Reply Lixen Leontyne September 4, 2019 at 3:32 am

    7:26 Vietnam.

  • Reply Liam Hargis September 4, 2019 at 4:37 am

    10/10 cold stone song am I right?

  • Reply FBI Agent September 4, 2019 at 5:50 am

    Rest in piece Georgy

  • Reply anonimous XD September 4, 2019 at 7:36 am

    7:26 the US lost the war of Vietnam

  • Reply Shadbraw September 4, 2019 at 9:25 am

    5.7k people work at Coldstone.

  • Reply Angel Chan September 4, 2019 at 10:59 am

    Moca Mocca
    Ahem You just copied and pasted it. How pathetic you didn't even give credit. You are a big disappointment to the YouTube society. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“

  • Reply David O Donovan September 4, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    It's your punishment for going against the president. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Reply Bel giffle September 4, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    This is not an insult but why does James look like something in a game cutscene

  • Reply SK Cuber September 4, 2019 at 3:48 pm

    3:04 That's not how you ….. PLAY!
    Get it…

  • Reply Jessie Stories September 4, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    Q: What's your favorite part about youtube?

    James: Buzzfeed…

    James: Nah I'm ki-

    Computer: Gah! Your tab has crashed!

  • Reply STICKMANFALLS September 4, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    Pone eh

  • Reply No Please September 5, 2019 at 1:06 am

    Is he a furry ๐Ÿค”

  • Reply Gavin Proudfoot September 5, 2019 at 3:17 am


  • Reply Canofcoolbeans September 5, 2019 at 4:56 am

    But trump is good

  • Reply Simon the diamond September 5, 2019 at 5:01 am

    I have 3 cats Sophia Oliver Isabella

  • Reply Fun things To do and grind :D September 5, 2019 at 9:58 am

    Bruh ur late I had my first kiss in grade 2

  • Reply Rooski September 5, 2019 at 11:40 am


  • Reply lightAngel DarkAngel September 5, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    Surely actually it's actually nighttime where I live so if I go outside I'll probably be swallowed by a bunch of mosquitoesPlus I would probably be eaten by all of these mosquitoes outside because it's dark where I live in a country with veggie might and we apparently are shy and I don't like it plus the cat lives outdoors because she's crazy she's always trying to get out๏ฟผ

  • Reply theone4YHWH September 5, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    I am a trump supporter. Wthecc

    Iโ€™m not trynna start anything Iโ€™m just saying

  • Reply Vitamineq September 5, 2019 at 7:47 pm

    3 months later…
    jaiden's face reveal

  • Reply Audrey Thomas September 5, 2019 at 10:48 pm

    That looks like my dog princess

  • Reply CozmicPlayz Minecraft September 6, 2019 at 1:10 am

    Aw I have a dog like that

  • Reply Bobby Bolivia September 6, 2019 at 1:17 am

    7:22 Vietnamese farmer wants to know your location

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